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There is a POINTED EAR lack of a certain KNIGHT IN TRAINING in the bar tonight. But there is a NEW USER online tonight. His name is skywardSnore, and BOY DOES HE LOVE SLEEPING.

He also seems to have an ANNOYING HABIT of MESSAGING PEOPLE AT RANDOM, usually with "Hhi is this worikng?"

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combustibleCombatant [CC] responded to skywardSnore [SS]

CC: WHO THE HELL IS THIS

SS: LLink how is this?
SS: I mean who

CC: LINK?
CC: OH
CC: HEY KID
CC: THIS'S TOMMY
CC: YOU JUST GOT ONE OF THESE T-MINUS THINGS, HUH?

SS: YEs its' weird.
SS: Thats' why I"m in my room right now beacucse I dont' want to explain it to anyboyd.
SS: I dont' think theyd' nuderstand and I dont' think I could explain nyway.
SS: Plus I think Inshtructor Howrell would comphinskate it.
SS: Inshtructor Owell
SS: Um
SS: i get them conkfused...

CC: (CONFISCATE)
CC: (NUDERSTAND IS AN AWESOME TYPO)
CC: ANYWAYS, GOOD MOVE, THIS SHIT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN
CC: SPECIALLY THE PART WHERE YOU HAVE TO FEED THIS THING
CC: WHAT KIND OF SCHOOL YOU GO TO?

SS: Wwhats' a typo?
SS: I go too the Knight Academy!
SS: Its' a school
SS: for knights!

CC: A TYPO IS LIKE WHEN YOU TYPE SOMETHING AND THE LETTERS COME OUT WRONG BUT YOU DON'T REALIZE THEY'RE WRONG UNTIL YOU SEND THE MESSAGE
CC: LIKE I KNOW YOU MEANT UNDERSTAND BUT IT CAME OUT NUDERSTAND
CC: THAT'S KIND OF FUNNY
CC: ANYWAYS, KNIGHT ACADEMY SOUNDS COOL
CC: HOW LONG TIL YOU BECOME AN OFFICIAL KNIGHT?

SS: Um
SS: Welt he wing ceremony is coming up real soon,
SS: I think the next week or the one after that.
SS: Ive' been selected for it .
SS: iTs' really imporant if you fly your bird well you get promoted to the senior class.
SS: Which is the final step before becoming a knigt.
SS: I''m really nervous i haven't practiced a lot but zelda asked me to win so i could meet her after the ceremony!
SS: Shes playing Hylia.
SS: Hylia is our goddess

CC: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY FLYING YOUR BIRD?
CC: AND WHO'S ZELDA, YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

SS: hwat?
SS: NO.
SS: shes' just my friend.
SS: We've been friends since childhood.
SS: when we were very little!
SS: Aand there are some guys whore' also in the Wing Ceremony that she doesnt like becauscse she doesnt like them.
SS: I guess she would feel beterer if she did the ceremony with me instead of Groce.
SS: Groose
SS: Hes kind of mean at lest to me and she doesnt like that ehs always picking on me.
SS: But two answear your question we hav birds.
SS: that we fly on,
SS: Ive' seen some in the outside of Miliways an theyre' bigger than that?
SS: Our birds.
SS: Theyre' called Loftwaings
SS: Loftwings
SS: I have a Crimson one that I guess is special becaucse they said it was extinct.
SS: I wish i Could talk to ym bird sometimes.
SS: I wonder what it would say.

CC: OK
CC: FAIR ENOUGH
CC: ALTHOUGH
CC: THE APOSTROPHE GOES BETWEEN THE WHO AND THE RE
CC: WHORE IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THING
CC: JUST SAYING.
CC: BUT GOOD LUCK WITH THE BIRD FLYING THING
CC: GET SOME PRACTICE IN AND DON'T TAKE SHIT FROM THAT GROOSE GUY

SS: Okay,
SS: I'm sorry about my spelling.
SS: I'm ot used to this yet.
SS: not
SS: bUt,
SS: But, I won't let Grooce , um, "take shit" from me
SS: or I won't "take shi" from Grooce
SS: Groose
SS: I think he might try to do something nuderhanded during the ceremony though.
SS: that was deliberate hehehe

CC: HA
CC: YOU'RE GETTING THE HANG OF IT
CC: AND IF GROOSE TRIES SOMETHING UNDERHANDED DURING THE CEREMONY, THAT'S HIM GIVING YOU SHIT
CC: SO YOU GIVE HIM SHIT RIGHT BACK FOR BEING A DICK
CC: PARDON MY FRENCH

SS: Alright, Ill' consider that.
SS: BUt thet tend to be very strict about the rules, and I dont' want to break them.
SS: THat might ruin my chance of being a knight>
SS: AndZelda might not like that.
SS: Besides, Id' like to become a knight.
SS: I starteg oing here because Zeldas dad was the headmaster, and i didnt have anywhere else to go,
SS: Becaise my mom...
SS: But I think itd' be nie protecting people so that they dont' waind up like me...
SS: Sory that was sad.

CC: OK
CC: GOOD POINT
CC: (GIVE HIM SHIT AFTER THE CEREMONY WHEN ZELDA'S NOT LOOKING? OK MAYBE A BAD IDEA)
CC: BUT NO, THAT AIN'T SAD AT ALL
CC: IT'S GREAT THAT YOU REALLY WANNA BE A KNIGHT
CC: IT'S ALL
CC: WHADDYACALLIT
CC: HONORABLE AND STUFF
CC: PROTECTING PEOPLE IS AN IMPORTANT JOB
CC: THAT'S PART OF WHAT I DO, TOO, THOUGH NOT LIKE A KNIGHT OR ANYTHING

SS: Oh really?
SS: What do you do?
SS: I dont' think i Ever axed.

CC: I'M A FIREFIGHTER
CC: MY CREW AND I GO INTO BURNING BUILDINGS AND PULL PEOPLE OUT
CC: THE WORLD I COME FROM DOESN'T HAVE ANY MAGIC OR SPELLS OR STUFF LIKE THAT
CC: SO THERE'S NO EASY WAY TO KEEP YOUR OWN SELF PROTECTED FROM THE FIRE WHILE YOU'RE HELPING OTHERS
CC: BUT WE WORK WITH THE GEAR WE HAVE AND WE TRY TO SAVE AS MANY LIVES AS WE CAN
CC: IT'S A GREAT JOB
CC: DANGEROUS, BUT IT'S GREAT

SS: Really? That sounds cool!
SS: Not the fire part. That sounds hot.
SS: But its kind of like what kgits do!
SS: We dont' have any magic spells either.
SS: I think maybe we did a while ago when we were still with the goddess but she moightv been the only one who could use magic.
SS: Because shes a goddess.
SS: But yeah we have to go out and rescue people if they fall from the island or if they hav an eccident with their bird.
SS: Sometimes there are tornados outside of skyloft when you fly and that can knock you off your bird.
SS: Thats how
SS: Um
SS: Also there are monsters at night!
SS: Its real dangerous but the knights are laways there to doo the job!

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