ba_na_na: (We are Legion)
The Minions ([personal profile] ba_na_na) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2013-07-08 09:55 pm

First entrance: The Minions

In the middle of Milliways,
At the end of the universe,
I lost my poor apple,
When it rolled through the inter-dimensional, universe hopping bar door.
It rolled under a table and under a chair

And now it's just lying there. Waiting. And that door is still open.



A face peers round the corner of the door.

"Bapple?"

The little yellow creature ventures into the bar to look for his lost fruit.

"BAPPLE!" \o/

A sound like the rumble of an earthquake.

MINION STAMPEDE!
holds_her_own: (I beg your pardon sir?)

[personal profile] holds_her_own 2013-07-08 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)






Nobody mentioned this last night.

"Holy shit."

Agent Hill neatly picks her feet off the floor, bracing them on the rung of her stool. She doesn't know where these things have been.

She doesn't even know what these things are.
holds_her_own: (Agent Maria Hill)

[personal profile] holds_her_own 2013-07-09 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Of course it is.

That's Hill's luck.

She grips the edge of her seat, rocked back and forth by the stampeding summer squashes.

Eventually, she's had enough. Raising her fingers to her lips, she lets out a piercing whistle.

"Hey!"
holds_her_own: (I beg your pardon sir?)

[personal profile] holds_her_own 2013-07-09 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm sitting here!"

Could she get a little respect?

"What the hell are you guys?"
holds_her_own: (Just a scratch)

[personal profile] holds_her_own 2013-07-09 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh yeah, that clears everything up."

She purses her lips.

"Are you going to eat that? Because, let me tell you, I'm starving."

An eyebrow twitches.
holds_her_own: (Face meet palm)

[personal profile] holds_her_own 2013-07-10 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
She flashes a grin.

"Your apple."

She points at Dave, just to drive home that she knows he has it.

"Are you going to share?"

She has no idea what protocols are in place for fucking with alien lifeforms here, but she has this uncanny feeling they can take it.
holds_her_own: (I beg your pardon sir?)

[personal profile] holds_her_own 2013-07-15 09:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Huh. That's funny."

She cracks her knuckles.

"I really thought I saw an apple. Are you sure you don't have one?"
holds_her_own: (Could be classified a smile if you squin)

[personal profile] holds_her_own 2013-07-21 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"Huh. Well, I guess it's a good thing this magic bar here can whisk up an apple out of thin air."

She knocks on the counter, and without meaning to conjures an entire basket of beautiful, shiny, red apples.

"Oh, look at that. Hey, these look delicious."

How is she ever going to eat them all?
holds_her_own: (Face meet palm)

[personal profile] holds_her_own 2013-07-23 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hmmmmm. Which one ... ?"

She takes her sweet time choosing an apple, which she plucks from the basket and promptly begins to nosh.

CRUNCH.

"Mmm, so good."
holds_her_own: (Just a scratch)

[personal profile] holds_her_own 2013-07-23 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, I'm sorry. Did you want some?"

She wipes the juices from her mouth, pointing at her abundant, crisp, beautiful apples.
holds_her_own: (Face meet palm)

[personal profile] holds_her_own 2013-07-23 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hm, because I thought you weren't interested."

Curiouser and curiouser.


She could go on like this for a while.

But.

They are kind of pathetically adorable.

She snorts softly, lowering the basket to the floor.
holds_her_own: (Face meet palm)

[personal profile] holds_her_own 2013-07-24 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
She picks her feet up, munching away as the dinner show begins.

"Guys, I can get more."

They don't have to resort to violence.

Although, that would be funnier.
holds_her_own: (Face meet palm)

[personal profile] holds_her_own 2013-07-27 04:10 am (UTC)(link)






Well.

She has no fucking clue what's going on.

"Uh."

Occasionally, when even the best SHIELD has to offer comes up empty-handed on an explanation, she has been known to resort to laughter.

She runs her hand over her hair.

"You're welcome."