herr_bookman ([personal profile] herr_bookman) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2013-07-20 03:42 pm

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High summer is upon the bar, and the garden is overflowing with color. Two figures enter from the side door with armfuls of vibrant blooms. After settling at a central table, ten-year-old Rae Seddon proceeds to instruct Autor in the time-honored art of making flower crowns.

The boy found it to be a little like knitting, in a way. Completely frustrating and only resulting in beauty after his fifth try or so. Ever the happy teacher, Rae beams at him as he perches the first of his suitable attempts on her hair.

Botherable.
cook_the_rude: (a - Hello Will)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-07-20 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"Interesting ornament," Dr. Lecter says when he finally comes up to Autor wearing his flower crown. "And interesting contrast to the explosives in your pocket."
cook_the_rude: (**smirk**)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-07-20 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"The lovely, intriguing scent of your irises, gladiolae, and laurel doesn't quite drown out the gunpowder," Dr. Lecter says. "I noticed the last time already, but didn't want to alarm dear little Rae. What are you planning to do, accidentally destroy your own gonads?"

Pause.

"Did you know that in some languages, gladiolae are known as sword-lilies?"
cook_the_rude: (Brown suit on a day off)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-07-20 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"It makes me wonder why you'd seek glory by the sword," Dr. Lecter says.
cook_the_rude: (a - Hello Will)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-07-20 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"You'd expect to slice yourself?" Dr. Lecter says. "In addition to pocket explosions? You are self-destructive today."
cook_the_rude: (Your stupidity is hilarious)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-07-20 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"Who is watching you while you are writing?" Dr. Lecter teases.
cook_the_rude: (Your stupidity is hilarious)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-07-21 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
"The smell of gunpowder in the evening is intriguing," Dr. Lecter says, still amused. "Especially mixed with those grandiose plants."
cook_the_rude: (Not quite as blue as some other suits)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-07-21 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
"Forsaking the pen, then, even though it is mightier?" Dr. Lecter says. "Hardly likely. Will you be giving us fireworks later?"
cook_the_rude: (Informal cannibal day on the beach)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-07-21 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
"A fun and creative use for explosives, more worthy of a writer than whatever you were going to do with these?" Dr. Lecter says.
cook_the_rude: (**smirk**)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-07-21 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"You never set off fireworks of wit and surprise in your tales?" Dr. Lecter smirks. "Dull, my young friend. Very dull. Instead, you berate the agonies of emasculation?"
cook_the_rude: (At first things are still quite autumnal)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-07-21 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"I am sure I have simply not tasted enough yet," Dr. Lecter says, "and the appetite would come with the eating."
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cook_the_rude: (Throwing the book at you)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-07-21 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"As the reader, I am always keen to improve a writer, for my own benefit," Dr. Lecter says. "Much as I'd improve an orchestra as a listener, by providing constructive criticism."
cook_the_rude: (Bookcases increase credibility)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-07-22 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
"At the risk of being found rudely obstinate, or unplayable, of course," Dr. Lecter says.
cook_the_rude: (Snake in the garden)

[personal profile] cook_the_rude 2013-07-27 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Rudeness is a lack of civilisation," Dr. Lecter says, "and civilisation is the set of rules and skills that allows us to live together in larger groups of specialised individuals. Cooking, books, music or psychiatry need civilisation as its underpinning to exist at all. At times, civilisation breaks down, and the result is utter mayhem. Nothing is sacred any more at such times. I treasure civilisation, as without it, marauding louts might simply invade my pantry or smash my harpsichord."



[[meta: this may have been the slowest tag in the history of RPage, but the answer to that question merited several days of meditation. the answer came to me in the least civilised place I was ever in, namely, on a short hike in vatnajökull national park. input from saph has helped a lot, also.]]
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