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A scientific experiment of the highest order is in progress. One which includes raspberry fudge, brie and crackers, and several different wines. Autor plans to get tipsy today, and he'll do it in style.

He'll also do it with help. Autor endures light ribbing by Sunshine, who has promised to stay with him and make sure he doesn't do anything foolish while even slightly inebriated--a serious concern of his, especially with a sprained ankle. She's keeping to tea today, just in case.

Autor raises a glass, his cheeks already tingling. He swirls the wine, as he has seen done before. Then he holds it up to his nose and takes a deep breath. "Ah, yes. This clean, buttery wine has a heady bouquet with oak notes, and a spicy aroma of vanilla and currant," he says, and takes a sip. "Sadly, it is broad--it has a full body aroma, but lacks any finesse to its taste."

Rae grins, sipping her tea. "Try harder not to sound like you memorized the book, Autor."

[OOC: Two pups, two muns! All threads will come after Rae and Autor's, when the boy is already tipsy.]

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"Very well."

Bonnie hums, clicking her fingers to establish the beat, then begins, in song:

"When yer lovin', havin' a blast.
When yer lovin', it happens so fast.
You got a girl, cute as can be
Stop a mo, listen to me,

You'll get your babe, in the family way,
If you don't act more safely that night.

(Oh wella wella wella ooh)

I'll tell you more, tell you more
When you're thinking of sex
I'll tell you more, tell you more
There are side effects

Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh,

When you make, love with yer lady
Yer little swimmers, they're goin' crazy,
Try'n ter find, an egg in her womb,
If they do, kid's comin' soon.

You'll get your babe, in the family way
If you don't act more safely that night.

(Oh wella wella wella ooh)

I'll tell you more, tell you more
You may blush now young man
I'll tell you more, tell you more
Listen close as you can

Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh,

Pregnancy, has to be planned good,
So you put, this thing on your manhood,
From disease, you it protects,
When yer out, havin' yer sex.

You'll get your babe, in the family way
If you don't act more safely that night."

"Questions?"

Edited 2014-10-26 23:56 (UTC)

Autor blinks and blinks again. Then he jumps onto his feet--wincing when he slams his good foot--and claps, enthusiastically. "Oh, my gosh, that was so good! Rae, did you know she could sing? Also that's really embarrassing, Shiva wept. You could have just said they were"--and here he drops his voice into a whisper--"contraceptives. You know. You could have. But the song was better."

Needless to say, his blush painted his face with a gradient during the entire song, but by now he's a solid block of red.

[OOC: Wait, did you just... T-That's brilliant! *claps wildly*]

Edited 2014-10-27 03:54 (UTC)

Rae begins giggling only a little ways into the song, striving to keep it quiet so she can still hear, the whole way through. And it's so catchy!

She applauds as Bonnie finishes. "Oh, gods and friggin' angels, that was great! They should have that song taught in high schools across the country."

(ooc: *bursts out laughing* Oh, that was glorious! Well done!)

Bonnie laughs.

"Well I coulda just brought over a big old plastic penis." she says. "I don't suppose nobody else even noticed."

"W-Why would you do that?" Autor squeaks, finally twigging to the idea that he should be blushing much more than he is. "I didn't even know that they made p-penises"--he almost chokes on the word--"out of plastic."

He turns to Rae, looking to her for confirmation of this new and bizzare fact.

Sunshine hasn't really blushed since she was younger than Autor and had her first lover.

"Oh gods, Autor," she is, however, snickering at him. "Of course they do - I think the creation of penis-shaped things out of whatever medium is available might be in the rules somewhere. Maybe not written down, but definitely there."

Drawn in the margins, maybe.

Bonnie gives Autor a hug round the shoulders, if he lets her.

"Why? Because you're never gonna forget now." she winks at him.

Autor not only lets her hug him around the shoulders, he kisses her cheek, if she lets him. He's more than happy to cuddle with his Bonnie.

"Shiva wept, that's a good point. I'm ain't never--wait, no, that's wrong. I am not ever gonna forget any of this," he says, and he has the blush to prove it. "I don't know if my face will ever go back to normal, though, or if I end up blushing myself into a swoon. Yup. That won't be any fun at all."

He smiles. "Do you want a kiss too, Rae? Please say yes."

"Silly writer, you think I'd let the opportunity pass me by?" Rae grins at him, leaning to give him a peck on the cheek, all amusement and deep fondness.

No matter what Autor argues - he is totally a marshmallow once you get past all the prickliness.

"Blushin' yerself into a swoon? You big girl." Bonnie teases gently.

Of course she lets him, he can cuddle her as long as he wants.

[ooc: Heading towards a fade? Thanks guys, this was a lot of fun :D]