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Wilford Warfstache ([personal profile] cottoncandypink) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2017-05-18 08:53 am

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It’s a quiet day, like any other day. Outside, there’s a dog barking in the distance. Birds are chirping in the trees.

And then there’s an explosion from somewhere in the forest, so big and so loud, you might be able to hear it from inside.

And then, all is quiet again.

[warning: death by dog plot. No dogs have been harmed in the link. Reactions only.]
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[personal profile] vyvyan 2017-05-18 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone was coming back from the mountains when the bang went off. He'd heard Wilford calling for the dog, and made an effort to go another way.

The bang interests him, but not enough to go and investigate. But as he walks through the woods, some of the branches of the trees seem to morph into little mouths, as his Localised Theatrical Effects respond to the situation.

'Wilford striding through the trees
Danger's way down low
Clumping around with his clumsy feet
Machine guns ready to go

Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this?
Is it time for him to go with a smash?
Out of the ground comes a deadly surprise
Even took his moustache...

... Another one bites the dust
... Another one bites the dust
And another one goes, another one goes, another one bites the dust
Hey, we know he'll soon be back, but another one bites the dust!'

And Vyvyan, understanding their meaning, grins, continuing his path.