Alexander Jefry Sandhu (Fry) (
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Fry is sat at a table, looking at a small pile of ten bean seeds in front of him.
This is a stupid holiday homework project. Why can't his new teacher ask for a 'what did you do over the summer' scrapbook like a normal person?
After about ten minutes of staring at them, he opens the scrapbook and writes.
'1. I can line up the beans in a row.'
This is a stupid holiday homework project. Why can't his new teacher ask for a 'what did you do over the summer' scrapbook like a normal person?
After about ten minutes of staring at them, he opens the scrapbook and writes.
'1. I can line up the beans in a row.'
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"What in the hell are you doing now?"
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Beat.
"I could plant them, but I'm going to do that last, because then I won't be able to do anything else with them."
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"That one should be obvious," he says, dropping the straw down in front of Fry.
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Then he puts the straw in the middle, and puts five beans on each side.
'2. I can divide the beans into two equal groups of five.'
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"If you're doing math, you can be here all day."
Seriously, Fry. Raise some hell for once.
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He arranges them differently, then writes.
'3. I can arrange them into a triangle'
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Imagination, Fry!
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He raises an eyebrow. "Why would you put a bean in their charge port? What if you had to pay for it?"
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Once the unwitting victim pried the bean out, it's normal wear and tear
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Fry looks sceptical that this exists.
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Maybe he does, and his folks just never told him he could potentially get a better model if he breaks his.
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They can also track where he is.
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"Can you watch movies on that thing?"
Why would you want to? The screen is the size of a postage stamp.
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Fry wonders sometimes if Wilford actually knows how old he is. He's not the only one in his class without a phone.
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"Good. You could use some unsupervised time on the internet."
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Instead of behaving like a middle-aged accountant in the body of an eight year old.
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Jesus, this kid has problems.
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If the kid knows what porn is, then he's old enough to be sneaking a peek at it.
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"I'm just trying to help you have some fun."
If he doesn't want to have fun, that's his problem.
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Did Fry just accidentally become a smidge more interesting?
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