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Alexander Jefry Sandhu (Fry) ([personal profile] fry_sandhu) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2017-07-12 09:33 pm

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Fry is sat at a table, looking at a small pile of ten bean seeds in front of him.

This is a stupid holiday homework project. Why can't his new teacher ask for a 'what did you do over the summer' scrapbook like a normal person?

After about ten minutes of staring at them, he opens the scrapbook and writes.

'1. I can line up the beans in a row.'
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[personal profile] cottoncandypink 2017-07-12 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
When Wilford comes in for lunch today, he passes Fry, and can't help looking st what he's doing. Which is, what, exactly?

"What in the hell are you doing now?"
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[personal profile] cottoncandypink 2017-07-12 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Wilford glances down at Fry's journal, and then reaches over to the little basket on the edge of the table, and pulls a straw out.

"That one should be obvious," he says, dropping the straw down in front of Fry.
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[personal profile] cottoncandypink 2017-07-12 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Wilford rolls his eyes, and sits down at a nearby table so he can eat his lunch without spilling it down his front. He's never seen a kid with no imagination before. It's not right.

"If you're doing math, you can be here all day."

Seriously, Fry. Raise some hell for once.
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[personal profile] cottoncandypink 2017-07-12 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
"Which means there's no rules to what you can and can't do, right?" Wilford asks. "Break 'em into pieces and get more out of them. If someone's annoying you, shove one in the charge port of their phone."

Imagination, Fry!
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[personal profile] cottoncandypink 2017-07-12 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"What kind of idiot doesn't insure their phone?"

Once the unwitting victim pried the bean out, it's normal wear and tear
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[personal profile] cottoncandypink 2017-07-12 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"No. I thought all kids had phones by now. Don't you?"

Maybe he does, and his folks just never told him he could potentially get a better model if he breaks his.
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[personal profile] cottoncandypink 2017-07-12 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Wilford looks at it. How absolutely paranoid and over-protective of Fry's parents.

"Can you watch movies on that thing?"

Why would you want to? The screen is the size of a postage stamp.
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[personal profile] cottoncandypink 2017-07-13 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Wilford doesn't care how old Fry is. He just thinks his parents have an awful lot to answer for.

"Good. You could use some unsupervised time on the internet."
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[personal profile] cottoncandypink 2017-07-13 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Because it's good for a kid your age to raise some hell sometimes."

Instead of behaving like a middle-aged accountant in the body of an eight year old.
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"How in the hell did you get from looking at websites you're not supposed to, to becoming a hacker?" Wilford asks.

Jesus, this kid has problems.
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[personal profile] cottoncandypink 2017-07-13 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"No, that's exactly what I'm expecting. Swimsuit editions, at the very least. Leave the weird stuff until you're in high school."

If the kid knows what porn is, then he's old enough to be sneaking a peek at it.
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[personal profile] cottoncandypink 2017-07-13 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Wilford sighs, and starts eating his lunch. There's no hope for this kid.

"I'm just trying to help you have some fun."

If he doesn't want to have fun, that's his problem.
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[personal profile] cottoncandypink 2017-07-13 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"Social worker? You got a record?"

Did Fry just accidentally become a smidge more interesting?

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