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Wilford Warfstache ([personal profile] cottoncandypink) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2017-07-15 03:34 pm

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When Wilford comes into the bar today, holding onto an old printer paper box, he pauses like this isn't where he meant to be. After a moment, he decides that maybe this is the best place to be, and heads straight for the bar, putting the box on top of it.

He tries talking to the bar, asking her if she can get him something from a database, though she seems unwilling to help no matter how nicely (or rudely) he asks.

Every now and then, the lid on the box tries to pop up a bit, causing Wilford to have to slam it back down in a hurry.
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[personal profile] upwiththisiwillnotput 2017-07-15 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Bernard, down the bar with wine, gives the box a side glance.

"The hell is that?"
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[personal profile] upwiththisiwillnotput 2017-07-15 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"And your response to that is to bring it into a room full of people? Christ, make a little hole in the box and get a torch or something?"
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[personal profile] upwiththisiwillnotput 2017-07-15 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Bernard comes over.

"Well just open it, what's the worst it could be?"
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[personal profile] upwiththisiwillnotput 2017-07-15 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Bernard reaches towards the box.


And then over it, grabs a handful of peanuts from a bowl on the bar, and stuffs them in his mouth.


"Probably a baby."
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[personal profile] upwiththisiwillnotput 2017-07-15 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"Toddler then. Some unrequited lovechild."
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[personal profile] upwiththisiwillnotput 2017-07-15 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
It takes Bernard a moment to process this. He should really drink less before he has conversations with Wilford, but where would the fun be in that.

"Are we talking intoxicated and don't remember, or sober and just don't know what it is?"
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[personal profile] upwiththisiwillnotput 2017-07-15 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"Are you trying to post it?" Bernard asks.
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[personal profile] upwiththisiwillnotput 2017-07-15 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well what does it look like?"
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[personal profile] upwiththisiwillnotput 2017-07-15 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay that is quite disturbing.

Bernard orders another round of drinks.

"Take it to the zoo?"
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[personal profile] upwiththisiwillnotput 2017-07-15 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"You look it up in a book?"
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[personal profile] upwiththisiwillnotput 2017-07-16 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"Then why not put it in a safe?"
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[personal profile] upwiththisiwillnotput 2017-07-16 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Put the box in a safe." Bernard says. "Jesus."
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[personal profile] upwiththisiwillnotput 2017-07-16 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"Got one at home, actually, if you're prepared to pay to replace it."

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