"Funny, I think I just was talking about you -- but if you insist." Daisy shakes her head. "The kind where ... hmm. That candy shop reap insisted on changing his location of death and going for a terribly long hike into oblivion, and by the time I found him, I'd run out of cash and had to walk home."

She says this whole thing with a straight face.

Because Rube will so believe that.