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http://yuppie-trash.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] yuppie-trash.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2007-02-03 12:09 am

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As far as sock puppets go, he's a damn handsome (insofar that he doesn't smell like Dr Scholl's footpowder) one in (red and yellow diamonds against grey with faint charcoal striping. It's Ralph Lauren.) argyle.

With the shades (Ray-Ban Wayfarers) and cigar (5 1/2 inch, 42 ring gauge La Corona made in 1937). The cigar is unlit. It isn't lit because he is missing his thumbs. The only hand he (doesn't) have is the one that might stuck up his ass, making the mouth move.

So. . .no hand? No talkies. Breathe easy.

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