Steve wouldn't know computer code if it hit him in the face. Right now, he's a mailroom clerk.

"Fried paradoxes." Well. Bar at the end of the unverses. He ate a bit of one first, without sauce, just... to give it a try. "Huh. That's... I didn't know those could be fried." He had a few he wouldn't mind batter-dipping and giving a heave-ho into a deep fryer. "Interesting. Oh, I- uh. I didn't mean to interrupt or anything."