"But you could like, magic everyone into like... rubber suits filled with treacle." Miniver does not, technically, know exactly what treacle is, but he read about it in a book and it sounds terribly British and must therefor be a good solution. Like tea. "Or! Paint a giant... something... on the MOON, so everyone is too busy worrying about how something got painted on the MOON to fight!"

Miniver feels that if he had been a god, the world would be a much better place in SO many ways, many of which directly involve such abstract concepts as "treacle" and "mauve" and "divine right monarchy" and "French cheese."