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milliways_bar2007-05-09 09:30 pm
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[OOM: ...To be announced.]
Once again dressed in his Staples uniform (complete with nametag), Dwight enters the bar.
Much to his dismay, he hasn't had a chance to really investigate this place and figure out what is going. Though he never told anyone about it (no, not even Mose) he did write down an extensive report afterwards detailing everything that happened. It was coded of course, Dwight Schrute is no fool.
He was working on a few theories now, written down in the small notebook he now held in his hands. Through careful deduction, he'd narrowed it down to a few ideas.
Namely:
1.) Alien space craft
2.) Unknown part of the Harry Potter universe
3.) Elaborate prank by Jim.
4.) Nefarious trick by Andy.
5.) A surprise/scheme by the documentary crew.
6.) A government plot - CIA possibly involved.
It would take a lot of work and a keen mind to get to the bottom of this, but he was up to the job. Starting at the most natural place, he went up to the bar and scrutinized it. It looked ordinary enough - Dwight knew better though. The wood was smooth, he noted, running his fingers on it.
As a test he gave the bar a light knock. Nothing.
He tries again, a harder rap this time. Still noting. Curious, he reaches around the bartop and gives it a light tug. Not even a creak.
"Sturdy," he mumbles approvingly before pulling on the bar with all his body weight.
[OOC: I must beg slowtime, I need sleep. Thank you all! :D!]
Once again dressed in his Staples uniform (complete with nametag), Dwight enters the bar.
Much to his dismay, he hasn't had a chance to really investigate this place and figure out what is going. Though he never told anyone about it (no, not even Mose) he did write down an extensive report afterwards detailing everything that happened. It was coded of course, Dwight Schrute is no fool.
He was working on a few theories now, written down in the small notebook he now held in his hands. Through careful deduction, he'd narrowed it down to a few ideas.
Namely:
2.) Unknown part of the Harry Potter universe
5.) A surprise/scheme by the documentary crew.
6.) A government plot - CIA possibly involved.
It would take a lot of work and a keen mind to get to the bottom of this, but he was up to the job. Starting at the most natural place, he went up to the bar and scrutinized it. It looked ordinary enough - Dwight knew better though. The wood was smooth, he noted, running his fingers on it.
As a test he gave the bar a light knock. Nothing.
He tries again, a harder rap this time. Still noting. Curious, he reaches around the bartop and gives it a light tug. Not even a creak.
"Sturdy," he mumbles approvingly before pulling on the bar with all his body weight.
[OOC: I must beg slowtime, I need sleep. Thank you all! :D!]