"Yeah, evil kinda sucks that way," Foxtrot agrees, slipping off the table and into something more humanoid. "Always 'me, me, me and my world domination plots' with no consideration for the average superhero who has to haul himself out of a warm bed at O'dark thirty to kick their butts."

He grins as he leans back in his chair. "Maybe we should offer a seminar. The New Wave of Villiany: How to be a kindler, gentler evil overlord."