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[mnt_mike]

TODAY'S SPECIALS
Brondo
Greasy Food
Shut the Hell Up

Woah, someone's awfully testy tonight. Must have been the eight hours of uninterrupted sleep he had in a comfy bed warmed by his beloved pet miniphant.

Ooooor, it was the fact that the Artificially Intelligent Bar that he's mentally bonded to got absolutely plowed last night, and that's a pain that no only lingers but is best enjoyed with company.

Currently Mike appears to be holding up a small corner of the Bar Back. The parts of him that aren't completely swaddled in a rather gigantic green-hooded Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle sweatshirt are looking kind of grey at the moment. Funny enough, it's a shade that matches miraculously well with with veneer Bar appears to be sporting this evening as well.

"you're just lucky i hurt too much to sing. that's all i'm saying."