http://bigfurryoaf.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bigfurryoaf.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2007-07-08 03:28 am

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An access hatch opens into the main bar, and down the ladder comes--well, fur.

Seven menacing feet of it.

The Wookie looks around, and his resulting rumble can probably be best translated as "What the kriff?!?"

"Wrrraugh mmrr gruuung mrarrg wuurffl grrrmmmm hrrrrgh mrraaaah wurrl!" I think I know why the hyperdrive's not working--there's a tapcaf where it should be.

"Yeah, no shit, fuzzball." Han is grumpy and preoccupied.

A second passes.

"Wait, what? I thought you couldn't see that!"

"Rrrrrrrrraurgh! Mrrgg frrrg grmmm brrraaauuugh!" Joke's over, meatbag! Where's the hyperdrive motivator?

"Go get one from the Bar. Do I gotta baby you every step of the way?"

Chewbacca's tone gets decidedly more testy. "Waruugh marf rrrrgg wurrerrrr! Mraugh fllrrr bruuuugh mraugh!" Can it, nerfherder! Bars don't sell motivators, and even so, I can fix it if I can find it!

"C'mon, Chewie, this ain't my fault. I ain't the one put the Bar there in the first place. It ain't gunna go away unless y'go in, anyway."

With a huff, the tower of fur moves in the general direction of the Bar. "Mraaa frmmm rrrgggg..." It's NEVER your fault... HE requisitions the part he's looking for, heads back over to the--

Where'd the ladder go?

"WWWWWRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!"

[A note to all those playing with--or hoping to thread with--Chewie: In quotes is the sounds coming from his mouth, as Wookiees are incapable of speaking Basic. HOWEVER, in italics, Bar will translate for Chewbacca, and those speaking to him will understand the growls kinda-sorta-telepathically. Think of it almost as a Babel fish.]

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