"My shirt was okay. But my feet shrank. I had to put on three pairs of socks." He sits in a chair and removes his boots, then begins to peel off the extra socks. Those of a sensitive disposition may wish to hold their breaths.

"And I had an awful time sleeping. The girl-shape made me bend weird when I lay down. I guess you gotta grow into the curves to get used to 'em, huh?"