"And of course, you being the last person they ever wanted to see, they take out their frustrations on you, I take it."

Spider then looks around, getting an idea.

"Have you ever considered taking them here? I think if it's one thing the recently-deceased would need, it'd be a good stiff drink to get over the rougher part of being dead. Dead people come here all the time and they can apparently drink and eat without having the problem of being totally ethereal and intangiable. It might take a load off of their minds."