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[young_womble]

Wellington is sitting under a table, making a sign. He's wearing a large coat and bigger hat than usual, so that most of him is covered. He puts the sign on the table.

Polishing service
Shoes: Five new pence per pair
Cutlery or silverwear: Two new pence per item
Other: Price negotiable according to size
Extra penny charge for sharp things.

For service, knock on table.