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milliways_bar2007-10-31 06:08 pm
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Valerie comes to an abrupt halt when she exits the staff hallway.
Well, you would too if your jeans and sneakers had been replaced by a replaced by a floor-length, crushed velvet evening gown, with a rather impressive slit up one side, and strappy heels.
Valerie sways for a moment, getting her balance and examining her new attire. Gingerly -- and with a growing smile -- she examines the elbow-length gloves, touches the necklace and earrings, discovers that her hair's been expertly pinned up beneath a short wig, and pats the slight bulge on her leg, just out of sight. Which turns out to be holster, complete with a slim little gun.
Valerie stares at it, then points it at the floor and pulls the trigger.
It squirts.
Which pushes Valerie over the edge into gales of laughter.
Well, you would too if your jeans and sneakers had been replaced by a replaced by a floor-length, crushed velvet evening gown, with a rather impressive slit up one side, and strappy heels.
Valerie sways for a moment, getting her balance and examining her new attire. Gingerly -- and with a growing smile -- she examines the elbow-length gloves, touches the necklace and earrings, discovers that her hair's been expertly pinned up beneath a short wig, and pats the slight bulge on her leg, just out of sight. Which turns out to be holster, complete with a slim little gun.
Valerie stares at it, then points it at the floor and pulls the trigger.
It squirts.
Which pushes Valerie over the edge into gales of laughter.