'Halloween's a good possibility. I'm not sure whether she'll be doing anything for the Fourth; I haven't been around here for one yet. She got me on April Fool's Day in October. We've got a bit of timeline discrepancy, I think. Let me just recommend that you avoid coming here in uniform on days like that. Bar has some pretty... inventive ideas about what to do to you. Trust me, I know.'

Inventive, and potentially traumatic.