The last time Michael Daemon Donighal slept the sleep of the just was a night in 1913. (The next day, in church, he failed to confession his first burgeoning temptations to the vile sin of sodomy. (As he saw it at the time, they weren't temptations, since he was pretty sure the man with whom he was wanting to commit that sin wasn't interested in doing so.)) Let us say, then, that he has just slept the sleep of somebody who's burned himself out fighting the things H.R. Giger and Frank Frazetta would collaborate to design if they ever went on a three-day bender together.
And when I say he's "burned himself out", I'm not just being metaphorical here, but we'll get to that once he starts talking to people.He comes downstairs, looking a little weak in the knees, wearing gray sweatpants and an "I'm Mal-icious" T-shirt, and notices the lack of clock. He also notices the ongoing
lack of door for him.
"Bar, love?" he says once he reaches her. "I'll have two eggs scrambled, three rashers of bacon, two slices of Texas toast with butter, a small glass of orange juice, and a cup of the blackest, sweetest coffee you can provide, please. — Oh, and one commercial-strength naproxen sodium pill."
The meal appears soon enough, along with knife and fork. He tucks in, taking the naproxen (one of 2006's strongest OTC analgesics) with a sip of the coffee once he's got enough food down his neck for it to have a cushion to land on.
If he knows you, he'll go looking for you. If he doesn't and you'd like to change that, feel free to come looking for him.