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[gotham_knocking]

Knox sits at a table with a beer, some newspapers, and a stack of CDs. About 30 in all. They started arriving in the mail three weeks ago. They haven't stopped.

Yes, the Internet, in the form of America Online, has arrived. And Knox now has a lot of CDs and figures that he should be able to do something with them. Aside from betraying the printer's ink in his blood and joining the future, that is.

He's got one slid across a pencil and he's spinning it, as he ponders the stack and the future and his next column.

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[define_hinky]

Two.

Day.

Amnesia.


"You know, I was kind of hoping to drown my own sorrows," Wendy informs the Bar sourly.

When no response is forthcoming, she takes it that Middletending is a go.

DRINKS

If your day was worse than mine, yours is free.

[ooc: open until i give up! sorry it was late, i had to eat.]

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[oneman_onevote]

In deference to the Summer heat, Havelock Vetinari has removed his coat.* Just because he and Puck are on a seemingly-endless tour of the countries surrounding Ankh-Morpork is no reason to get out of practise, after all.

Don’t get between him and the targets, but otherwise, do stop by.

(Assassin.

Lakeside.

Knife-throwing.)


* Leaving just the waistcoat, cravat, shirt, undershirt, several hundred buttons and various mysterious devices and harnesses for attaching instruments of death to his person between him and the sunshine. Whoever said he didn’t know when to relax?


[OOC: Slowtime for sleep! Back tomorrow, guys. <3!]

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[puckishly]

[oom:

In desperation, Puck turns to Lilly for advice.

If by advice we mean booze.



(But he may also get some advice.)]

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[fiery_ring]

[oom: I'm getting married in the morning,
Ding dong, the bells are going to chime,
I made a racket, the dog's got my jacket,
Please get me to the church on time!


Everyone's gathered in the morning,
Spruced up an' lookin' in their prime!
Bride and groom kissin'
And cheeky folks whisp'ring
And everyone in church on time!


They got a-married in the morning,
Now circus organs play sublime,
The couple are tested,
And Kate gets arrested
But overall a jolly time!*

[ooc: *Warning for non-graphic fighting at the reception. Some threads still in progress.]

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[shufti]

It took Shufti a couple of days to decide on a suitable punishment for Vyvyan's breaking of the nudity rule (and subsequent attack of his infested clothes).

But a punishment she has found, and as such, she is outside supervising him while he learns to do old fashioned laundry, with a mangle. And she's made him have a wash and get changed first, so none of the laundry ends up dirtier than it started.

One security member, one errant young adult, have at!