"Andrew, I'm a physicist and I've been an atheist for as long as I can remember. Even if I wasn't, there's no way in hell my mother was a virgin. I was a second child. There were no, I don't know, no six other sons born before me, no weird moon things or... or anything."

Gordon + religion = Gordon + occult knowledge = slightly less in the bucket than one would achieve by spitting into a fifty-five gallon drum, really. Sorry about that.