http://demandscomments.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] demandscomments.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2008-09-19 04:58 pm
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MORBO DOES NOT LIKE PIRATES. THEY OBVIOUSLY GET DRESSED IN THE DARK.

Morbo is apparently having deep thoughts today.


(OOC: Probably slowtime. Definitely crack.)

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[identity profile] calls-for.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
A fellow green patron asks him, "Where's your hat, matey?"

[identity profile] demandscomments.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
MORBO DOES NOT NEED A HAT.


...Morbo's head is too huge for these sorts of things.

[identity profile] calls-for.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Bar could get you one," Cthulhu says helpfully.

[identity profile] demandscomments.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
MORBO IS NOT A PIRATE. PIRATES ARE ANNOYING AND DRESS BADLY.

[identity profile] calls-for.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
"Says who?"

[identity profile] demandscomments.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
NO ONE HAS INFORMED MORBO OF THIS. MORBO HAS HIS OWN OPINIONS!!1!

[identity profile] calls-for.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
"Based on what?"

Cthulhu's kind of enjoying himself, actually.

[identity profile] demandscomments.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Morbo eyes him.

YOU HAVE AN ADMITTEDLY SMALL HEAD.

This is Morbo's way of expressing annoyance.

[identity profile] calls-for.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
"Naw, that's just what comes through here," the puppet says dismissively, waving his hand.

[identity profile] demandscomments.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
MORBO DOES NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE ON ABOUT, SMALL FUZZY GREEN BARNACLE.

[identity profile] calls-for.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Barnacle?

"I'm Cthulhu, fleshsack. This is but a fragment of my consciousness. Were you to perceive me in my totality, you would be nothing but a gibbering mess on the floor!"

[identity profile] demandscomments.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
...

MORBO SUGGESTS YOU CALM DOWN, DUDE.

WHOA. MORBO SOUNDS LIKE ONE OF THOSE HIPPIES. HRM. MAYBE THERE WAS SOME HIPPIE IN THAT TACO SALAD.

[identity profile] calls-for.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
He doesn't like fish jokes. He gets them a lot.

Cthulhu continues to glare at him.

Then, "Actual hippie?"

[identity profile] demandscomments.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Morbo nods, wondering about his stomach contents.

THE OMICRONIANS ATE SOME ONCE. IT MADE THEM VERY CONFUSING.

[identity profile] calls-for.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
"I believe it. Their souls are all funky."

The drugs make it easy to pay their minds a visit. >D

[identity profile] demandscomments.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
THEY SPEAK A LOT ABOUT NOTHING AND ALL SOUND AS IF THEY ARE SUCKING HELIUM. MORBO FINDS THIS ANNOYING. HELIUM IS NOT MEANT TO WORK THAT WAY!!1!

Morbo is determined when it comes to the Periodic Table of Elements.

[identity profile] calls-for.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
"Hippies? You sure you don't mean kids?"

Kids are squeaky. Great souls, though, all innocent and sweet.

[identity profile] demandscomments.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
NO. HIPPIES. CHILDREN DRESS BETTER.

[identity profile] calls-for.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, but kids are dressed by their parents. I don't think it counts."

[identity profile] demandscomments.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
STILL. HIPPIES OBVIOUSLY ALSO DRESS IN THE DARK.

[identity profile] calls-for.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
"It would explain the colors," Cthulhu says thoughtfully. "And here I always thought it was the drugs."

[identity profile] demandscomments.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
THE DRUGS MAY ALSO BE A FACTOR. MORBO DOES NOT WANT TO KNOW.

[identity profile] calls-for.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
"That's wise of you." Said solemnly.

Knowledge causes insanity.

[identity profile] demandscomments.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
MORBO LEAVES THAT ASSIGNMENT TO PUNY HUMAN FEMALE CO-ANCHOR.

[identity profile] calls-for.livejournal.com 2008-09-20 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
"You're on TV?"
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