scarred_grinSo, back in the day, his brother had spent nine nights in a tree, and even though everything before and since has been all peaches and gravy, people treat his sacrifice to himself as though it were the greatest and most painful sacrifice anybody has ever made, pobrecito--never mind that some gods have been imprisoned and tortured since the end of the last ice age, and would have given both their eyes for a cakewalk nine-day punishment where at least there's sunlight and rainwater and no snake-venom constantly dripping--but he's not bitter, he just observes; and, having learned some years ago that his two lady-avatars have birthdays bookending a span of nine days, he has set that time aside as an inverse of his brother's famed sacrifice, a gift to himself, in which he doesn't have to do anything he doesn't want to do, which of course means Weyland will be spending the week oiling his mechanical hands on his own but he's a big boy and made his own bed, and that is quite enough for one sentence.
Long story short, Loki and human-shaped baby Egil are stargazing down on the beach, having the sort of conversation they can only have now while Egil's too young to understand, and then not again until he's old enough that it won't give him nightmares, because the Norse world is a horrifying place.
"That there, that's your uncle Egil's toe," he says, pointing to one of the stars. "He was the finest archer the world has ever seen, and the one you're named after, but he wasn't half the woodsman your mother is. And those there, they're your grandfather's eyes--that's why he never really sees us, he's looking from too far away. But that bright one, that one right there, that's mine. It's the best one in the sky, but maybe someday it'll be second-best, because you'll have a better one if you want to. No body parts, though, just an act of will--that's what we do, puppy. We choose."
Totally botherable. The stars get sharply less interesting from there anyway.