The door abruptly opens and the Master of Ceremonies swings in, somewhat breathless, the sounds of brassy jazz music and applause behind him. It takes a few seconds before he realizes he isn't in his dressing room at the Kit Kat Klub. Closing the door, he rests his back against it for a moment and murmurs aloud with mild bemusement to nobody in particular,
"Why am I always the person in the room with hardly any clothes on?"*
For the record, he's still in stage makeup and costume, what little there is of it -- shirtless, suspender harness and all -- just enough to not break any rules.
Dragging his leather coat by the collar, he slinks over to the bar, uninhibited as you please. It's only after he orders a glass of refreshing gin that he decides to slip the coat on, leaving it unbuttoned and unbelted. Tossing his lanky hair out of his eyes, he takes a slow, much-needed pull off a cigarette and exhales a plume of smoke just as slowly.
It's always close to midnight
somewhere in the universe.
[*
OOC: Actual tweet from Alan Cumming. Slightly NSFW photo unless you want to explain who the Emcee is to a stranger looking over your shoulder.]