[OOM: "Haven't you heard? Flash is dying!"
"Oh? Well, good! I'm a way bettew wunnew than that guy anyway!"]The Door opens onto a dark space in which three silhouettes are visible — one familiar, one lumpy, and one skinny. "...either he goes, or
I goes. Go. Into
a go-go." Strong Bad realizes where the door is opening to. "Or at least a bar."
"Bar? What're you torking ablaut?"
"A place that
is Coach-Z-proof. Where I can take all the time I need to learn HTML 5, and with any rucks, no time at all will have passed...in... y'know what? I'm done talking to you, Coach. Let's play the Quiet Game."
"Ooh, my flavorite!"
The Door closes then. It opens a couple more times in rapid succession, during one of which a raspy voice says "Strong Bad, that door's not gonna open anywheres different!" to be answered with "I'm done talking to you too, Bubs."
Then there's a long interval of it not being opened, until Strong Bad opens it again and comes through, this time accompanied by The Cheat. "Dodged a Silver Bullet there."
"Don't count your boobies before they hatch, man. He could still find his way here.""If Coach Z can get past the Landlord, he deserves all the hilarity that will thereby land upon his head."