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Dec. 1st, 2018 08:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
upwiththisiwillnotputBernard is in one corner of the bar with an advent calendar, a craft knife, and a tube of strong glue.
He very carefully dismantles the advent calendar and takes off the sheet of foil covering the chocolate.
He removes each chocolate, applies a blob of the strong glue, and puts it back in its place. He then glues a new sheet of foil back over the top, replaces the cardboard, and then smiles and orders a bottle of wine.
That'll teach Manny not to share his chocolate. Bastard.
He very carefully dismantles the advent calendar and takes off the sheet of foil covering the chocolate.
He removes each chocolate, applies a blob of the strong glue, and puts it back in its place. He then glues a new sheet of foil back over the top, replaces the cardboard, and then smiles and orders a bottle of wine.
That'll teach Manny not to share his chocolate. Bastard.
