Bertie gives Enzo an incredulous look. He's not used to being contradicted by children when it comes to semantics.

"No," he says, speaking slowly and enunciating. "That would be a damsel in distress. It's possible to be a damsel without distress." He looks thoughtful for a moment. "Of course, you don't often hear about damsels not in distress, I suppose, but that hardly means they don't exist."