"Well, my Dad's informed me that it's now our solemn duty to be rogue travelers. There were a lot of descriptive adjectives about what this would entail."

A beat.

"Otherwise my epic adventures tend to end by 10 o'clock."

If you want good stories, you've unfortunately ended up with the wrong Castle.

"You're not at all a twerp. I kind of liked my air-toast - though some chocolate milk couldn't hurt."