"I -- I don't think so," says Buffy, squinting at the ingredients list. "Hey, but Coke used to have coke in it, right?"

She frowns at the Moxie. "I don't think cocaine is why it tastes so bad. Or else you wouldn't have coke addicts, you'd have people wandering around complaining about how coke tastes like death and bad root beer, and we wouldn't have to have those PSAs about your brain being eggs."