Jordan makes a face at that. "It is not electrocuting: it is a stun-gun, not a taser, tasers are barely disguised stone age technology."

"My stun-gun acts directly over the sensory balance organs and the brain, causing vertigo and a black-out. Like spinning too fast in a wheelie chair then doing a 12-G pull-up in a fighter plane." And as displeasing as it sounds.