"She's a damn hot pirate, let me tell you. And not the bad kind either... or the cheesy kind."

He could elaborate, but prefers to let it stand right there.

"Not a clue. Wouldn't mind if it were my girl she's involved with, but she's not. That I know of. Never know what women are doing behind closed doors if you don't have cameras, right?"

It's a strawberry day.

"Edie's worth it. I'd have bought more, but they had a strict ten-copy-per-caller limit. And, well, I do have the original."