Edward chose a middle scale.
His lips curled toward something like a wry smirk.
Tapping a very juvenile single note set with one finger.


His voice really shouldn't allowed to be velvety,
Nor for the golden seventeen to never change;

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
And he said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt I'd fuck it."