"They were in our history texts," Ellen says. "No, this was... some English man, I didn't get his name. He started trying to tell me that if the Capital Wasteland was so bad that I needed those guns to survive then people should just move somewhere else, because obviously that's an easy thing to do and there's somewhere safer and simpler and easier that just anybody could walk off and find. And he'd never even heard of the Great War until I told him about it."