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Alyx Vance ([personal profile] vance_prime) wrote in [community profile] milliways_bar2011-11-10 07:29 pm

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It's been One Of Those Days, back home. You know the ones we mean--the ones where everything goes wrong. Even the little mundane things that don't really matter, just to add insult to injury.

Alyx doesn't want to talk about it. She just trudges up to the bar and hefts herself onto a stool. "Chicory coffee," she mumbles. "And if you've got something to take my mind off this miserable day."

The mug of chicory appears, as does... is that a catalog? It is. With a model in a... very interesting dress on the front.

As Alyx thumbs through the catalog, her sour expression melts away, to be replaced with... well, she seems to be caught somewhere between shock, confusion, and hysterical laughter.

It's certainly keeping her mind off her troubles, at least.

[ooc: Open until it scrolls! If you can find any more blogs of weird and awful wedding attire, feel free to shoot me a link.]
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[personal profile] acts_of_gord 2011-11-12 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
"And you would look good in something covered in silver sequins," Gordon returns. "Which I'm sure is in here somewhere."
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[personal profile] acts_of_gord 2011-11-12 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Gordon turns a few more pages.

"See what that's covered in?" he says. "Those are sequins. Usually they're smaller."
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[personal profile] acts_of_gord 2011-11-12 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
"They're... I think they're plastic painted with metallic paint. Or they might be flakes of metal, I'm not sure," Gordon says. "They're all sewn to a fabric dress underneath."
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[personal profile] acts_of_gord 2011-11-12 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
"No clue," Gordon says. "Never owned anything that had them on it."

Except, for two brief weeks in the mid-1980s, a Make Your Own Michael Jackson Glove kit. It didn't last long.
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[personal profile] acts_of_gord 2011-11-12 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
"...."

Gordon shakes his head like a dog emerging from water.

"I have absolutely no idea."
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[personal profile] acts_of_gord 2011-11-12 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
"Babies are people, not accessories," Gordon says firmly. "If the people getting married have babies at the time, they should be left in the care of somebody reliable until the ceremony is over. They're too young to have to go through anything formal like that."
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[personal profile] acts_of_gord 2011-11-12 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
"No kidding," Gordon mutters, and moves to slide an arm around Alyx's shoulders.

Well, to get a better look at the page, really. The other thing's just bonus material.
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[personal profile] acts_of_gord 2011-11-12 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't think that's going to be a problem," Gordon murmurs. "But sure. I promise."
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[personal profile] acts_of_gord 2011-11-12 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Gordon takes the opportunity to kiss the top of her head gently.

"You'll be fine. I know you will. I know you well enough by now to know that."
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[personal profile] acts_of_gord 2011-11-12 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
"I'll keep that in mind," Gordon says. "Especially at three in the morning. I understand that's going to figure fairly large in our future."

Not that he sleeps much anyway- more these days than he used to, sure, but it's still fairly few hours compared to most people.
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[personal profile] acts_of_gord 2011-11-12 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
"We'll have other things to keep us busy," Gordon says. "I'll try not to bring the prospect up. You don't need extra worries."
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[personal profile] acts_of_gord 2011-11-12 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Gordon just smiles at that, and leans in to kiss her. Words are vastly overrated.