"Oh, you know him." She shrugs dismissively. "Shapechanging, as usual... but he didn't start it, just joined in for the fun. Made a few heads cry ow, that was all, really, until the kidgod got all whiny and crying... then he just stuck the mortal who'd changed shape so that he'd stay that way a while. Kid called Lochiel. Actually kinda sweet. I like him. He's dealing with it a lot better than Asar-Suti - that's the kidgod. Apparently he's pretty pissed off at his god, too... I guess this isn't the first shit the guy's pulled."

She shrugs, and takes another drag on the cigarette, blowing a mobius strip of smoke up towards the ceiling.

"But yeah. I like this Lochiel. I'm teaching him baseball. He's a quick study."