"I used to live with a guy," she says. "He was convinced that there's gonna be a nuclear war or something, so he had a whole basement full of food and vodka. But he'd never let me touch any of it, because what if there was a war and he was one bottle short? He went on these weekend survival trips where they go off into the woods with nothing and, I don't know, run around naked and roll around in piles of leaves. Because the future of humanity depends on it I guess."