"I did not know it was your salad," Dug points out. Then his curiousity gets the better of him and he shuffles forward to snuffle at her castle with giant nostrils, a bean sprout he hasn't noticed still hanging out the side of his mouth. He still hasn't quite figured out how to walk like a horse so it's not the most graceful procedure -- but he's not actually knocking anything over or stomping any waitrats so that is probably okay.

"You are not a man," he announces after a detailed inspection.

"Some people who were ladies are not any more!"