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milliways_bar2012-09-02 06:37 pm
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Lilly is on a mission from... well, herself. She is going to find out what the hell actually cursed Puck (this time) if it kills her because a) it can't kill her, she's already dead and b) she has a sneaking fondness for her faeke husband and genuinely wants to help.
However.
Because she is Lilly, her current attempt to help involves a stab at scientific research: recreating past bar "incidents" on a crowd of volunteer waitrats to see if there's any common thread around causes, cures, and accidental side-effects.
The table before her is spread with a variety of seemingly innocuous items: peppercorn and honey and gin, a bowl of steaming curry, band candy, a horn and some cherries and a paper umbrella, the Roman equivalent of a penny, mints, two kinds of apples, a soy latte, and a Mexican coke. (Hey, this is thirsty work.)
Approach at your own risk.
[OOC: not plot-locked but please ping me at 'da emmy gee' or comment on backroom post before tagging so we see what might happen to our poor pups. Accidentally, of course. :D).
ETA: ahahahah awesomeness! slowtiming for now but let's keep doing this you mad impetuous frogs, you.
However.
Because she is Lilly, her current attempt to help involves a stab at scientific research: recreating past bar "incidents" on a crowd of volunteer waitrats to see if there's any common thread around causes, cures, and accidental side-effects.
The table before her is spread with a variety of seemingly innocuous items: peppercorn and honey and gin, a bowl of steaming curry, band candy, a horn and some cherries and a paper umbrella, the Roman equivalent of a penny, mints, two kinds of apples, a soy latte, and a Mexican coke. (Hey, this is thirsty work.)
Approach at your own risk.
[OOC: not plot-locked but please ping me at 'da emmy gee' or comment on backroom post before tagging so we see what might happen to our poor pups. Accidentally, of course. :D).
ETA: ahahahah awesomeness! slowtiming for now but let's keep doing this you mad impetuous frogs, you.
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"What are the chances," Cooper says, a little wild-eyed, "that we can just keep this among ourselves? -- while skipping the consummation," he adds, firmly.
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Do humans even have that word?
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She turns to Nepeta first.
"Possibly? Uh. Does concuspicence require nudity and maybe a nice dinner first?"
Hey, she's a lady. Some days.
"Coop, I'm sorry, but... Milliways. What do you think the odds are that either a) someone we both know didn't just watch the whole thing and dash off to start making us a super-embarrassing wedding registry or b) I'm not going to be drunk and complaining about this to strangers in like, five minutes?"
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And says, sotto voce, "Lilly, that's very likely, but I have reasons to want to keep this quiet. Please?"
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"... Can I tell my furiends? We've all b33n trying human things since we got here. You know, to be multicultural. But if it's suppurrsed to be a secret ..."
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"You can tell them you got human married to me, but it really didn't count because you were underage," she says. "Just don't mention Coop here."
She leans towards the unmentionable one and drops the volume.
"Okay, but if I'm taking the accidental jailbait marriage bullet because of 'reasons', you are filling me in on exactly what they are or I'm booking us a honeymoon."
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He nods, awkwardly, to the other party in the accidental jailbait marriage. "Ma'am. Thank you."
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