Every time Karkat deletes one of those shortcuts, two more seem to pop up. He blames Sollux.
"THIS HIGH SCHOOL REUNION BUSINESS IS ONE OF THE MOST COMPLETELY ALIEN THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN A HUMAN MOVIE, EXCEPT FOR, YOU KNOW, 'PARENTS.'"
"LIKE, JOHN CUSACK AND HIS ENTIRE GENERATION OF HUMAN WRIGGLERS ARE BACK WHERE THEY GREW UP? AND TO PUT THE EXOTIC CHERRY ON TOP OF THE WEIRD ALIEN SUNDAE, HE IS THE ONLY ONE OF THEM WHO BECAME A TRAINED KILLER? THEY ARE ALL KINDS OF DIFFERENT THINGS, AND SOME OF THEM NEVER EVEN LEFT."
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"THIS HIGH SCHOOL REUNION BUSINESS IS ONE OF THE MOST COMPLETELY ALIEN THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN A HUMAN MOVIE, EXCEPT FOR, YOU KNOW, 'PARENTS.'"
"LIKE, JOHN CUSACK AND HIS ENTIRE GENERATION OF HUMAN WRIGGLERS ARE BACK WHERE THEY GREW UP? AND TO PUT THE EXOTIC CHERRY ON TOP OF THE WEIRD ALIEN SUNDAE, HE IS THE ONLY ONE OF THEM WHO BECAME A TRAINED KILLER? THEY ARE ALL KINDS OF DIFFERENT THINGS, AND SOME OF THEM NEVER EVEN LEFT."