Patting herself down again, Coyote pulls out a battered paperback with severely foxed edges. It looks like it has seen many a second-hand shelf and library book sale in its day.

It is titled A Maiden Among Wolves. There are a couple of badly Photoshopped guys with yellow eyes and big pecs on the cover. Their chests are oddly hairless for werewolves, if that's what they are supposed to represent.

"It's very gripping," Coyote assures him with a straight face.