She wrinkles her nose, but she's laughing all the same.

Gracious, when her daddy finds out she slurped — to be honest, that'll be the least of his worries from her week of recklessness.

"Mmm! Oh, my, that's very sweet."

Tasty, though. She cleans the vanilla creme from the cookies, smushes the halves back together, and dips them in the melted ice cream. If this is the proper way to do it, she'll do it proper.