"You'll never take me aliwhoaaa hey put me down!"

Tommy had put up with being tickled. He'd put up with being hog-tied. He'd put up with everything else, but being picked up and hoisted over a (girl's) shoulder? This is downright undignified.

There's only one thing for it.

"Release the secret weapon!"



Um. Do they even have a secret weapon?

He just thought it sounded like the right thing to shout right about now.