"Well...it took me some thinking, because what do you get the guy who either has everything, or can build it. And...I knew it couldn't be something that'd interfere with your world anymore than we've already done, so...I was left with this."

Mike reaches into one of the leg pockets of his ever present cargo shorts and retrieves a small cube-shaped box. With little more intro than that he offers it to Ray.

"Bar wrapped it."

And well wrapped it is, a beautiful job. The paper is an explosion of light across a black background, reminiscent of the Big Bang itself.

Inside: an actualfax Everlasting Gobstopper.
300 years is a long time.