There's not much else he can do but stare at her when she stares, and stare some more when she starts snickering. It's just a tad undignified to have a damp stain on your crotch and have a woman giggle at it, and just a bit more so when she attempts to dry it herself.

At this point he's stunned into motionlessness.

She jumps back and begins to stammer, and he takes that as his cue to start stammering as well.

"No, no, it's okay, you didn't touch very much. I mean-- you didn't-- not that I--"


And then he starts laughing.