"They have games for drinking?" Autor says, flabbergasted. "I can't--Rae, you've been holding out on me all this time. First, wine is tasty, and no one told me of that, and now they have games for drinking. This is ridiculous. It's like I'm drowning in my lack of knowledge here."

He folds his arms, worked into a regular drunken snit.

"Also Asami is the best at Pai Sho."