A string of remixed '80s and '90s Madonna hits pumps through the sound system, and Emcee adores every second of it as he dances with abandon. For someone who came out of the '30s, he has acquired some modern dance moves. But there is a certain timelessness to just throwing your arms in the air and shaking your booty.

Said booty is nicely clad in those little leather shorts.

As soon as Emcee turns and notices the woman with the incongruous outfit, he flashes her a grin. He stretches his arms out toward her and crooks his fingers at her in a come hither gesture while a dance remix of "Like a Virgin" plays.