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milliways_bar2017-01-13 09:52 pm
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The parcel Fry gives to Bar includes a tape recording of his conversation with Wilford (although it says 'ABBA GOLD' on it) and a written report.
'For Gene Hunt
TOP SECRET
Two of the scanners from the infirmary have been nicked and Dad is going potty so I took the case off him because he's not very good at that sort of thing. I have not worked out for defnit who took the first one but it disappeared just after someone scanned a cat with a funny head but I have tried to make a deal with the cats with a big fish and there has not been any leeds.
After the first one I put a sensor on the infirmary door to make the rats know when someone is coming in and they watched a man come in and when he came in the scanner was there and when he came out it was gone but the rats can't see very far so they followed him to his dog and then I got the man next time to sit very still with his dog and then got my witness to identify the dog.
I can't say who my witness is at the moment because this might get intracepted and then my rat will have to be a mole.
The dog is very scared so if you interview it you will have to be nice but I think it is not a witness. It is very thin a bit like a greyhound but it is brown and white. The man is not scared he is a tosser. His name is Wilford Warfstash. He has got a pink mustash. He keeps winding my Dad up by pretending that Dad is being mean to him. His story is in consistant which is very suspicious.
Pink hair was found on the first note but Dad thinks that was a plant because nobody trims their mustash when they are writing a taunting note because people trim mustashes in the sink unless they are dirty and want the bits to go all over.
I have been watching WW and I think he only has one friend who is Jim Morality I think is his last name and he has promised to help my Dad so I don't know if that is a red herring.
I spoke to Yrael who says we should just buy new scanners but I think that's a cop out and the thiefs should be made to give them back or pay for them and you should tell them off.
I inclose a tape of Wilford. I hope it plays in your stuff because we don't make them like that very much now and I had to record over Dad's Abba album so please can you record Abba back on it when you have listened to it?
Fry'
He will be back later to check for replies.
'For Gene Hunt
TOP SECRET
Two of the scanners from the infirmary have been nicked and Dad is going potty so I took the case off him because he's not very good at that sort of thing. I have not worked out for defnit who took the first one but it disappeared just after someone scanned a cat with a funny head but I have tried to make a deal with the cats with a big fish and there has not been any leeds.
After the first one I put a sensor on the infirmary door to make the rats know when someone is coming in and they watched a man come in and when he came in the scanner was there and when he came out it was gone but the rats can't see very far so they followed him to his dog and then I got the man next time to sit very still with his dog and then got my witness to identify the dog.
I can't say who my witness is at the moment because this might get intracepted and then my rat will have to be a mole.
The dog is very scared so if you interview it you will have to be nice but I think it is not a witness. It is very thin a bit like a greyhound but it is brown and white. The man is not scared he is a tosser. His name is Wilford Warfstash. He has got a pink mustash. He keeps winding my Dad up by pretending that Dad is being mean to him. His story is in consistant which is very suspicious.
Pink hair was found on the first note but Dad thinks that was a plant because nobody trims their mustash when they are writing a taunting note because people trim mustashes in the sink unless they are dirty and want the bits to go all over.
I have been watching WW and I think he only has one friend who is Jim Morality I think is his last name and he has promised to help my Dad so I don't know if that is a red herring.
I spoke to Yrael who says we should just buy new scanners but I think that's a cop out and the thiefs should be made to give them back or pay for them and you should tell them off.
I inclose a tape of Wilford. I hope it plays in your stuff because we don't make them like that very much now and I had to record over Dad's Abba album so please can you record Abba back on it when you have listened to it?
Fry'
He will be back later to check for replies.