...




....Jesus, what the fuck, NO.



Okay, definitely his turn to BSOD.


...no, seriously, this got out of hand really fast.

'Sherlock-'

Breeeeeeeathe.

'-to begin with, you would not be a stepdad, fuck that noise. Secondly, I'm dead, so it's not even possible,' and he'll just conveniently ignore the upcoming change in life status, plus the obvious presence of the boy around the place, '-thirdly, the very last thing I want to do is burden anyone with life. This was whether-'

he waves a vague hand, and then puts it straight back on Sherlock's body, because it makes him feel better.

'-we're not breaking up. You know?'